Although Cardinal Francis George has slithered (slighty) away from his comparing the LGBT equality movement to the Ku Klux Klan, a few of his co-religionists in the blogosphere and letters columns have taken up the line.
Very well. Let us see who is more like the KKK:
| KKK | RC Church | Teh Gays | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Long gowns | yes | yes | yes |
| Pointy Hats | yes | yes | … |
| Hierarchical | yes | yes | … |
| Authoritarian | yes | yes | … |
| Lynching / burning at stake | yes | yes | … |
| Secretive | yes | yes | … |
| Torture (the unwilling) | yes | yes | … |
| Boss is ex Hitler Youth | … | yes | … |
| Persecuted Jews | yes | yes | … |
| Oppresses women | yes | yes | … |
| Supports human rights | … | … | yes |
| Pederasty | ? | yes | … |
| After work | beer | wine | dry martini |
| Nuns | … | yes | yes |
| Gymbots | … | … | yes |
| Trouble with guy named Martin Luther | yes | yes | … |
| Megalomaniacs | yes | yes | … |
| Top Heretics | Darwin | Galileo | Wal*Mart shoppers |
| Violent Attacks | yes | yes | … |






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