This site is a repository for my word porn that has been rendered in electronic form, but odds are you are not here for that. Most posts are about video porn. The reasons for looking for video porn on this site is that Lars Eighner's Adult Blog is fast and accurate.
Use the Tooltips
Tooltips are the little boxes of text that pop up when you move the mouse (cursor) over and image or a link. Almost every browser has them or displays the same information in another way.
At this site, tooltips give you much information. They identify the models in images, tell you what kind of link the cursor is on and tell you what to expect when you follow a link.
- Identify Models
- Models are identified usually left-to-right in tooltips for pictures that accompany text, but not always for banners or box covers. When positions make it difficult to name the models in left-to-right order, sometimes (above), (below), (foreground) or (background) are used for clarity. They relate to position in the picture as shown, which is to say, (above) does not necessarily meand the sexual top
- Rifle Links
A link going directly to the producer’s scene page or feature page which contains the scene. Current entries contain Rifle Links. A Scene Rifle Link goes to a page at the producer's site that is about this scene and may contain galleries, clips, and more description of the scene. Naturally, access to the full scene can be found on this page (for payment of some kind) because we aren't doing this for our health.
A Movie Rifle Link is a link to the movie page which contains this scene. Generally you can order the whole DVD from such a page (either actually disc or on demand) or just the scene (on demand or pay per minute), but you may have to scroll down a bit on the page to find the scene. Some movie pages do not list the scenes in numerical order because sometimes scenes are not produced or release in numerical order.
Rifle Links go where you want to go if you are interested in the particular scene described in the blog entry.
- Xxxwiki links
When a model name (or sometimes another subject) appears in green and is underlined, it is a link to a page in my Xxxwiki. In the case of a model, the link is to a model bio page. Some model bios are very extensive and others are bare bones. But a Xxxwiki page exists if the link it green.
When a model's name is in dark red without an underline, it is a link to a Xxxwiki page that does not yet exist. There is no point in clicking such a link unless you have author privileges on the Xxxwiki and mean to create the page. I am the only one who has such privileges at the moment. If you are the model, you can get a password to the page from me.
If you want to see more items in the blog that involve the subject (usually a model), use the tag at the foot of the blog entry.
- Site links
- Site links go to a general page a website, often the front door or a join page. In newer entries, I do not use site links in relation to a particular scene. However, site links are sometime appropriate in stories about specials, new sites, and so forth.
Use the Tags
Tags are used to make pages for you on the fly of posts related to a particular topic (such as a model, studio, title, model type, sex activity, or director).
There is a huge tag cloud at the bottom of the page which shows all the tags in use. There is at least one post for each tag listed, most times there are several or many. The size of the font in the tag cloud indicates the relative number of posts. But ...
If you are reading a post and want to see more like it, use the tags at the foot of the post. It is much easier to pick through them than the whole huge tag cloud.
My policy is to use plain language in tags, so do not look for an anal sex tag. Look for ass fucking, rimming, fisting and so forth. I am trying to standardize tags, so for example masturbation is always jerk off and not sometimes jack off.
Tag definitions, as I write them, are on this page in my Xxxwiki. Tags which exist should link back to the blog page for that tag. This may be easier to read and understand than the tag cloud. The definitions may help if some of the tags are unfamiliar to you.
Galleries
Right now there are two types of galleries: photo galleries (called Galleries) and clips (called Clips & Trailers). Titles for five of each are shown in the column under the calendar. Titles are randomly rotated approximately hourly and from page to page.
I try to use titles and tooltips to describe the photo accurately because many sites hosting galleries do not identify the models or scenes in their photo galleries. While my link should get you to the gallery described, sometimes the links in the gallery itself do not relate directly to the subject of the gallery, but may lead to tour or join page not directly related to the pictures you see. Click the thumbnails to see larger versions of photos you like.
Clips and trailers come in several formats. Flash trailers are meant to be viewed only on the page where they are displayed. MPG, FLV, MWV, and other formats can often be downloaded. In some cases both Flash and downloadable formats are on the same page. If I can tell the format, I try to put this information in the tooltip.
It Does Not Cost More
It does not cost more to use my links. You pay no more when use my links to products, memberships, downloads, and minutes. I am paid a commission on many links if you buy something. But the price to you does not increase because you use a link on my site.
Why Look for Videos Here
Sure, you can Google and ogle. It might take you a long time to find what you want even if you have the fastest internet link that modern technology provides. You will also find the same huge pictures and bandwidth-hogging trailers on numerous sites. Piracy aside, the promo material for a scene comes from the producer.
I provide you a quick index of the offerings of many producers. You can leaf through dozens of my short posts while just one clip is buffering on another blog or while you scroll past the huge pictures. When you see something you are interested in here, I link you directly to the source. The promo material will be there in it pristine state (and often includes material not given to affiliates). It will not be bigger or better anywhere else. If you are just going to ogle, you might as well ogle the stuff you select.
New Releases and Updates
Fast and Accurate
New Releases and Updates are quick summaries of gay porn videos (scenes, web episodes, video on demand, pay per minute) on the web. My pages are designed to load fast so that you can select stuff that interests you.
I provide only a few small images and no clips. That is the fast loading part. I link you to the producer’s site where there are more free clips and pictures than I can possible provide you and the server is faster than mine.
In order to give you many scenes to explore, I generally use the producer’s synopsis. Sometimes much editing is necessary to make these texts readable. Most photos are publicity stills, not video captures. I think they fairly represent the action in the scene, but you may not see exactly the same shot from exactly the same angle in the actual video. Generally the Rifle Link will take you where there are more and bigger photos.
When you find something you might like, follow the links to the producer’s site. Note: links are not set to open in another tab or window. If you like my site, I trust you will find your way back.
My policy is Rifle-Linking, which means I land you as near the material you are interested in as possible. This means I send you to the exact scene page (when I can) for web episodes, and for features I send you to the page for the feature containing the scene, but you may have to scroll down to reach the material pertaining to the scene. You may have to go through an adult warning page, but I avoid that where I can since there is already a warning on my site.
A few sites do not permit or do not provide the technical means for Rifle-Linking. I have to dump you at their front doors. I have bitched and moaned about this, but they seem to think my only concern is the money and their response is that commissions are pretty good from dumping customers at their door.
That is much the same response I get when I complain about pop-ups and exit consoles (the “Are you sure you want to leave?” screen or pop-ups). They assure me I will get commissions on sales made by such devices. Some people, you know, get a ledger book in their hands and suddenly they cannot conceive of respect for the customer.
Anyway I spare you as much of that stuff as I can, but I make some exceptions for important offerings and sites of special significance. Do the good guys (and me, of course) a favor. If you get to something you like through an Rifle Link, go to the site’s index page and see if they do not produce similar things that you may like too.
That is the point here: fast and accurate.
No Nos
I do not link to or cover: pirate sites, sites that ever involve children or older minors, sites with abuse of animals, sites involving violence that results in permanent injury, or sites that treat actual rape and restraint in a favorable light. I do cover sites which involve bondage or confinement in role playing situations and non-injurious pain (such as spanking) involving willing adult subjects.
I do not cover or link to sites where present-day productions do not use condoms for anal sex. I do not display “almost in” shots from productions that do use condoms. I do cover historical “pre-condom” scenes, but generally do this only in relation to important historic models and productions in the industry.
I cover gay-for-pay models and productions involving them. I do not cover sites or scenes which tend to suggest that heterosexual men are especially desirable or which tend to put down gay men as not being quite so desirable as heterosexuals. I do not cover scenes involving bisexuality or gay models having heterosexual sex. I do not cover sites involving men with breasts.
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