Doofus Watch has to be selective. The last week was fully of candidates who did not make the cut, losing out to some unlikely suspects.
All the #teamprez were playing nicey-nice at SMU in observance of the ridiculous concept of a library named George W. Bush. Sure, he is a doofus, but that goes without saying these days.
The doofidity of it this week is that Obama seems unable to avoid being W. Obama. He just cannot leave Syria alone. He drew a red line. The whole world is pretty sure that red line has been crossed. Now what?
Is he going to start Iraq War II in Syria? If he does not, will anyone take him seriously again?
When will doofi ever learn to leave the internals of Arab countries alone? It is as if the Arab Spring taught us nothing.
Southern Baptist Hostile
The amazing thing here is that the Southern Baptist webmasters were the only sane parties in this affair.
The Southern Baptist website was blocked, at least to some browsers on some military networks. There was a notice about “hostile” content on the site. Doofi being really too stupid for the Internet did not recognize that the notice was about malware. So the alarm went out: the US military is hostile to Southern Baptists or considers Southern Baptists hostile to the military. Or something.
Something had triggered the block and warning in an automatic defensive program. That something might have been a virus on the Southern Baptist site, something innocuous in itself that creates a security hole, or a link to a questionable spammy or malware site.
Every site on the web is under more or less constant attack, as anyone who goes through his server logs will know. You do not have to be a doofus to become a victim. One day you encounter a nasty warning about your site on Google or your browser refuses to open a page on your site. It is frustrating cleaning up and applying for reviews of your site, but as the Southern Baptist webmasters acknowledged, precautions are necessary these days.
Doofi on Parade
Bradley Manning was invited and uninvited to be an honorary grand marshal of the San Fransisco Gay Pride Parade in a whiplash-inducing U-turn as the sissies were shocked to realize how close they had come to doing something courageous.
In case you are thinking he is some kind of football guy, this Manning is in custody for providing Wikileaks with material the US military labelled “secret,” and there was no chance of his actually appearing at the event.
The conversion of gay people to straight people with an unfortunate birth defect is nearly complete.
Sacred Landing Gear
A bit that might have been part of one of the 9/11 planes showed up in a narrow space adjacent to a building in lower Manhattan that is being renovated to become a Muslim cultural center.
There are some indications that the part was planted in this place (such as that it was found with some rope that surely would have been destroyed in 9/11). Whether it fell where it was found or was helped, it seems likely to rekindle the religious war over the site.
Apparently any relic of 9/11 is considered sacred by the doofi, sacred that is, to every religion except Islam. Magical god-think is hard to figure, but apparently 9/11 places are sacred in some way that every other place where innocent people have been killed is not so much.
More “Miranda Rights” foolishness
The doofi are still stirred up with the belief that there is such a thing as Mrianda rights, and now it is about a federal judge giving the imaginary rights to the surviving alleged marathon bomber.
The explosion in West, Texas killed five times as many people as the marathon bombs. The garment factory collapse in Bangladesh killed 100 times as many (more or less). Has anyone given the fertilizer plant owners and operators their Miranda rights? How about Walmart, The Gap, and other retailers who keep death-trap factories in business. Any of them get Mirandized?
Okay, it is a silly question. Everyone knows, people killed by terrorism are way more dead than people killed by greedy bosses.
- W Stupidity Rubs off on Obama
- Sacred Landing Gear
- More "Miranda Rights" Foolishness
- Sissies Punt on Pride Parade
- Hostile Baptists
- Defense Department blocks Baptist website, calls content 'hostile' - Washington Times
- U.S. Military Blocked Some Soldiers From Accessing So. Baptist Website Over 'Hostile Content'
- Pentagon Says They Will Unblock Southern Baptist Website | RedState
- Christianity Today Gleanings: Army Accidentally Blocks Southern Baptist Convention's Website